Too Cool for Tyranny—Washington Approved
Why do they hate U.S.? Because we’ve got George freakin’ Washington in a headband and shades, that’s why. This tee is pure star-spangled swagger—built for those who love liberty, love to laugh, and never back down from rocking red, white, and blue with attitude. Whether you're grillin', chillin', or causing a commotion at the cookout, this shirt delivers the heat.

Founding Features:

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—softer than your enemies' feelings
• Ribbed collar that stands firm, just like freedom
• Tear-away label—because irritation has no place in the land of the free
• Modern retail fit—perfect for flexing, relaxing, or both
• Sustainably made, just like our Constitution (but with less parchment)

How to Keep It Fresh Like the 4th of July:

• Cold wash—preserve the glory
• Tumble dry low—no need to overheat
• Medium iron if you're feelin' fancy
• Skip the dry clean—this ain’t colonial times

Put it on and let the haters know: you're U.S., and that's why you're awesome.

 

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean